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What kind of country are we living in where you can’t wear your shortest short-shorts in public? We didn’t even know that Six Flags was fancy enough to have a dress code. You learn something new every day.
A Colorado mom says she nearly got arrested at a Six Flags amusement park – when a security guard claimed her shorts were too skimpy.
Saturday’s Maryland-Ohio State game, which was canceled and won’t be made up. Maryland paused all team activities on Wednesday after eight players have tested positive for the virus over the past week.
“There is nothing more important than the health and well-being of our student-athletes, coaches and staff,” Maryland athletic director Damon Evans said in a statement. “We realize that this news is disappointing to all of the Maryland fans out there who were looking forward to the Terps taking on an outstanding Ohio State team, but the responsible thing for us to do is pause football activities, given the number of positive cases currently in our program.”
The one-in-a-million shot, snapped by amateur photographer Sam Davis in Delaware, shows the eel dangling from the bird’s gut as it nonchalantly soars onward.
An upstate USPS employee was arrested Tuesday while crossing the US-Canada border with hundreds of envelopes and other undelivered mail — including several absentee ballots.
The Buffalo mailman, who was caught with over 800 pieces of mail inside his trunk that he had failed to deliver, said he had ended up on a bridge between the US and its neighbor to the north by accident, the Buffalo News reported.
Johnny Depp has been kicked out of “Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them 3.” Good riddance! But I’ve got a better idea.
Let’s end the no-good “Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them” series once and for all.
Los Angeles descended into chaos following the Dodgers’ World Series win Tuesday night, as fans looted and vandalized shops — and an 18-wheeler filled with goods — in the city’s downtown area.
Does Jack Dorsey have no one in his life who loves him enough to have The Beard Conversation?
— I don’t want no scabs (@PossibleMermaid) October 28, 2020
“Does Jack Dorsey have no one in his life who loves him enough to have The Beard Conversation?”
I've heard of pandemic beards but this is ridiculous pic.twitter.com/WtUcW4k4nP
— Elijah Cohen (@PA_Capitol_Boy) October 28, 2020
“I’ve heard of pandemic beards but this is ridiculous”
I do like a man with a beard but Jack Dorsey looks like he smells foosty.
Sorry to be mean but he just does.— Samantha (@samanthasrants) October 28, 2020
“I do like a man with a beard but Jack Dorsey looks like he smells foosty.
Sorry to be mean but he just does.”
And, of course, his beard got its own Twitter account too.
https://twitter.com/DorseysBeard/status/1321526611917885443
Gotta be honest, I’m not a fan of the nose ring.
